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The Backseat Manifesto

1. What is $FAKETAXI?

$FAKETAXI is the official token of FakeTaxi.com Fully backed and supported by the original founders and owners. We obviously own the full IP rights, no parody.

2. Core Engine

•Built on Solana
•Fake Taxi is the first-mover adult IP coin
•Family run coin with founder of YouPorn & Fake Taxi at the helm.

3. Perks for Every Holder

•Public Telegram group
•Exclusive leaks & storyboard discussions
•AMAs with the team including the owners
•Partnership / listings alpha
•Holder‑only polls & decisions
•"Real Taxi" podcast guest slots & live X Spaces with the team

4. Backseat Billionaires Club (Top holders: 696,969 $FAKETAXI)

•Token‑gated Telegram (invite only)
•Whale alerts & deal flow
•VIP perks at IRL events (rides, meet‑ups)
•Behind‑the‑scenes content & merch drops (FakeTaxiStore.com)
•Private voice/video chats with Fake Taxi performers
•Leaderboard snapshot done regularly and randomly

5. Burn‑to‑Claim Perk System

•Hold the content. Burn the coin. Unlock the ride.
•To claim perks, you must hold that post and burn a set amount of $FAKETAXI.
•Burn is irreversible, causing a deflationary supply and therefore no dump‑and‑run.

Example tier (illustrative):

1,000 burned - personal voice note from Passenger A
5,000 burned - custom selfie
10,000 burned - Passenger A follows you on X
50,000 burned - exclusive early backstage video from Passenger A
100,000 burned - signed merch / panties

The above are random suggestions of what could be arranged. We may be able to arrange pure bespoke content if the burn is big enough.

A simple dApp + Telegram bot handles the burn & claim flow and track leaderboards.

6. Road Ahead

We are committed to building a community and movement for the globally recognised and much-loved Fake Taxi.

This is a long-term project and we are here for the long haul. We shoot new Fake Taxi content each month and are in regular touch with most of the active performers in Europe. They will be excited to be involved with $FAKETAXI

As lovers of crypto and all things onchain, we have been in the trenches alongside you, and now it is time to carve out our own path on the blockchain.

7. Community Slogans

•Meter's running, chart's pumping.
•Don't ask where we're going, just get in.
•This taxi only runs in one direction.
•From the Backseat to the Blockchain.
•Green dildos brought to you by the Fake Taxi.
•DYOR before you ride.
•NFA, just free rides.
•Roadmap? Yeah, just keep on driving.