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The Backseat Manifesto

1. What is $FAKETAXI?

$FAKETAXI is the official token of FakeTaxi.com Fully backed and supported by the original founders and owners. We obviously own the full IP rights, no parody.

2. Core Engine

•Built on Solana
•Fake Taxi is the first-mover adult IP coin
•Family run coin with founder of YouPorn & Fake Taxi at the helm.

3. Perks for Every Holder

•Public Telegram group
•Exclusive leaks & storyboard discussions
•AMAs with the team including the owners
•Partnership / listings alpha
•Holder‑only polls & decisions
•"Real Taxi" podcast guest slots & live X Spaces with the team

4. Backseat Billionaires Club (Hold 500k $FAKETAXI to enter)

Every $FAKETAXI holder gets access to community and alpha, but the real perks kick in once you start stacking tokens. Holder tiers unlock utility, token gated 18+ Discord access, IRL perks, and some downright wild prizes.

500k $FAKETAXI – Backseat Ballers

•FREE competition entry
•Access to 18+ chat on Discord (passengers, exclusive XXX content)
•Free gift (3-month anniversary)

1m $FAKETAXI – Backseat Big Shot

•2× FREE competition entries
•Access to 18+ chat on Discord
•Exclusive merch
•Free gift (2-month anniversary)

5m $FAKETAXI – Backseat Bossman

•3× FREE competition entries
•Access to 18+ chat on Discord
•Exclusive merch
•Invitation to IRL events
•Free gift (1-month anniversary)

10m $FAKETAXI – Backseat Billionaire

•4× FREE competition entries
•Access to 18+ chat on Discord
•Exclusive merch
•Passengers’ knickers
•Annual ride in the Fake Taxi
•Invitation to IRL events
•Receive free gifts every month

Prizes include (but not limited to):

•FREE membership to FakeHub.com
•Knickers from a scene
•A piece of the decommissioned Fake Taxi
•T-shirts, hats, hoodies, car sticker sets, keyrings
•& much, much more!

Note: Members must remain eligible in our Discord and opt-in to qualify for monthly gifts.

5. Burn‑to‑Claim Perk System

•Hold the content. Burn the coin. Unlock the ride.
•To claim perks, you must hold that post and burn a set amount of $FAKETAXI.
•Burn is irreversible, causing a deflationary supply and therefore no dump‑and‑run.

Example tier (illustrative):

1,000 burned - personal voice note from Passenger A
5,000 burned - custom selfie
10,000 burned - Passenger A follows you on X
50,000 burned - exclusive early backstage video from Passenger A
100,000 burned - signed merch / panties

The above are random suggestions of what could be arranged. We may be able to arrange pure bespoke content if the burn is big enough.

A simple dApp + Telegram bot handles the burn & claim flow and track leaderboards.

6. Road Ahead

We are committed to building a community and movement for the globally recognised and much-loved Fake Taxi.

This is a long-term project and we are here for the long haul. We shoot new Fake Taxi content each month and are in regular touch with most of the active performers in Europe. They will be excited to be involved with $FAKETAXI

As lovers of crypto and all things onchain, we have been in the trenches alongside you, and now it is time to carve out our own path on the blockchain.

7. Community Slogans

•Meter's running, chart's pumping.
•Don't ask where we're going, just get in.
•This taxi only runs in one direction.
•From the Backseat to the Blockchain.
•Green dildos brought to you by the Fake Taxi.
•DYOR before you ride.
•NFA, just free rides.
•Roadmap? Yeah, just keep on driving.